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O Most Holy Family, Jesus, Mary and Joseph

O Most Holy Family, Jesus, Mary and Joseph
In you we place all our faith and all our trust.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

SLED's 30-Second Sales Pitch (Speech & Debate Club: Grade 9, 2011 - 2012)


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We've finally decided to bite the bullet and join our Speech and Debate Club this schoolyear, which meets after our homeschool co-op bi-weekly.  

For an introductory speech, students had to prepare a 30-second sales pitch in advance, using something which they bring from home (sort of like a show and tell).  Their task was to think of a new and unusual use for this item and attempt to make the best sales pitch in a 30 second time frame.  

Many students aim for the humorous angle in this speech, and it has become a club favorite to see who can come up with the zaniest use for an item. 

This was SLED's speech, which he delivered on Thursday, September 29, 2011.  He decided to use his fencing mask for the speech.




The Fencing Mask 

by SLED

Do you have bad hair days?
Or acne problems?
Do you feel like you’re related to an Orc?
Then, this mask will solve your problems!
It completely hides your face and most of your hair!
It will make you look mysterious and fascinating!
It will give you that enigmatic appeal that only a fencing mask can give!
Hiding behind a mask never felt so good!
Buy now, and save face!

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